no. you can't hotbox the world.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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