How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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