dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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