I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just pynch a tree in the face
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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