"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
