I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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