i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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