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the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.

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(201): the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called. http://tfl.nu/7ag1

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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".

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(305): I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang". http://tfl.nu/9dw0

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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.

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(718): Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much. http://tfl.nu/absj

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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?

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(517): hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive? http://tfl.nu/un6m

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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

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(816): I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand http://tfl.nu/mvpq

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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.

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(913): You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were. http://tfl.nu/duqk

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.

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(717): do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important. http://tfl.nu/a970

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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly

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(678): I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly http://tfl.nu/mkzb

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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies

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(318): What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies http://tfl.nu/mqvt

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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now

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(207): It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now http://tfl.nu/zpim

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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.

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(732): He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment. http://tfl.nu/yahz

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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.

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(206): I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling. http://tfl.nu/5feo

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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.

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(720): THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT. http://tfl.nu/chrb

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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away

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(419): I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away http://tfl.nu/9ufh

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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.

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(518): I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen. http://tfl.nu/2oin

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