To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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