i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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