honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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