apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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