Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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