People in love make me want to vomit
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Can you bring me the toilet please
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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