I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He felt like a one man threesome
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
