What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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