How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
