My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
we should paint friendship bongs
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