I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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