If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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