You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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