Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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