i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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