She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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