ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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