so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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