Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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