gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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