If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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