Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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