That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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