I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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