I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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