Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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