Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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