Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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