I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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