Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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