When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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