I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I had to cum in my sink.
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