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• (917): View more from New York City

  There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?

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  Aren't all three of those the same though?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me

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• (818): View more from California

  Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.

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• (310): View more from California

  we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.

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• (631): View more from New York

  he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.

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• (310): View more from California

  Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy

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