he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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