Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Our lives are a motherfucking joke