your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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