there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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