i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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