idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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