at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just cropdusted the office
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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