We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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