We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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