youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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