I cannot find my penis.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
This is classic penis vs brain.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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