The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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