I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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