Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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