it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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