too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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